I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
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Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
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So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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