I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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