i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
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She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
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So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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