we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
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While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
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i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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