So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
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guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
This is the high leading the old right now
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
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I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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