just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
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apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
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I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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