Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
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And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
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After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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