gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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