But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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