DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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