i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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