She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
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he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
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Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
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