Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
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She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
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Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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