lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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