these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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