she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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