taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
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