i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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