she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
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Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
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We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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