Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Porn is love you can see.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
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There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
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Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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