ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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