Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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