She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
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you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
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I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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