a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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