Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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