didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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