white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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