Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
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his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
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After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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