is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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