I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I wish I only lived at night.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
