I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
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i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
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just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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