Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
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I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
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You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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