I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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