Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
