brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Randomize
