If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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