oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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