the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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