Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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