I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Randomize
