We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
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I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
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He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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