my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Randomize
