Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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