are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Who wears a wallet chain?!
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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