Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
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I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
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When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
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