Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
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And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
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I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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