So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
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