i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
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What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
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Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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