you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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