it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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