think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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