Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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