now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
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