You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
Randomize
