i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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