i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
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so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
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I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
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