I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
where are my eyebrows?
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