I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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