should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I think my moral compass just broke
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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